Presenting a list of 10 most funny and weird email messages that hit our GMail Inbox in 2006. Some are hilarious. [names changed]
Email 10:
Pls give ur contact and address. Thank u
Email 9:
I am student of Kwansei Gakuin university in Japan. I’m sure you’re very busy, but could I ask you two questions? It won’t take long! What do you think 3D world will be in the future? Is it possible to make another 3D world that is equal to Earth in reality?
Email 8:
Hello, I would like to e mail Tony Blair, I think he has done a phenominal job in the Uk,but would like to ask him what his proposals are as far as allowing so many different nationalties to take all our stores on Edgeware Road and Kilburn Park Road and make them look like we now live in either Pakistan,India or the Middle East. Why? Would you be so kind as to either forward this e mail,or let me know why this is happening
Email 7:
Hi my name is Laura Wilson I would like to ask you a question. The question is would you give me $24,000,000? I would be so happy you would be my hero!! If you can’t give me that much can you give me at least $2,000,000? Write back at RR#4 Eganville KOJ 1TO. If you can’t do that at least give me $1,000
Email 6:
May God bless you abundantly. I would be grateful If you could pen down few lines as an advice and inspiration for our present students so that I can put up on our school notice boards. Do visit your school when you get a chance.
Email 5:
My name is xxx, im a student studying engineering. my goal is to become a formula-1 driver .can u guide me how to reach my goal.what are the steps that should be taken.
Email 4:
May I please get a phone number to contact AOL directly?
Email 3:
Please can you delete the:" Windows Genuine Advantage Active X Control "from my Computer?
Email 2:
It is gud going through your site – I really liked it – could u share u blogs template with me I promise I will not copy it.
Email 1:
i m a blind person and using a software in my mobile nokia 6600 named talks but i have only demo version of ten minutes then i have to restart the phone to continue listening menus for more ten minutes so i want any crack which can help me use this software without any limitation.
Reader Comments
He he Email 7 is hilarious
Written on 29/12/06 5:43 PM
Amit ji - We demand to know your success formula now! :) Considering I definitely spend more than 4:10 minutes.
Written on 29/12/06 6:10 PM
Hi Amit,
Thanks for not including my email in the list. . :D
Written on 29/12/06 6:13 PM
Excellent :-)
Written on 29/12/06 6:17 PM
What so funny...-_-
Written on 29/12/06 6:36 PM
dear amit,
i really like your blog for all the information on the new tools & services & websites that u keep publishing...
but lately it seems u r blowing ur own trumpet one too many times...
take care buddy...
Written on 29/12/06 7:38 PM
U r boasting too much abt u r self .... if u keep blogging like this then truly u will lose u r ADSENSE credits in blogosphere
haha
Written on 29/12/06 8:17 PM
dude keep ur foot on the ground.
Written on 29/12/06 9:58 PM
Ya...thats true...some emails were not funny and they had asked for u r opinion in some matters...and u put them up as funny emails to u?Hmm...I guess, u need to cut down on u r bitterness boss...
Written on 29/12/06 10:43 PM
Ah! I have to agree with some the commentors these are not funny to me. Of course, you are more aware of context and settings when you received them, and hence it would be different. Further, best of jokes sometime depends on who said them, where and how. That said only 7, 8 and 9 are funny to me. Rest are naive, genuine yet irrelevant, and some looking at you as know-it-all inspiration. Did you hear about the person who wanted to download RAM? Follow that story on Digg (two days ago I think). Its quite a harsh reminder what computer literacy is taken for granted.
Written on 29/12/06 11:32 PM
Most are hilarious... who cares whose trumpet is being blown..
Having said that, Amit, could you give me Rs 2,45,000? If not that, at least 1,00,000? I'll link to your blog :P
Written on 29/12/06 11:54 PM
I get that email 1 is funny because the person is probably just looking for a crack but it's still indecent of you to mock someone who may actually be blind. Grow up. Also, most of these aren't really funny, they are just the lame spam EVERYONE gets and flushes into their spam box.
Written on 30/12/06 8:09 AM
how to send funny email to you?
Written on 30/12/06 7:45 PM
I doubt if Email 4 is funny, depending on what you want. Tray cancelling your AOL subscription and you know what the individual is asking for...
Written on 30/12/06 9:59 PM
they seem serious, but I dunno if they're sound funny to you
Written on 2/1/07 10:55 AM
lol , Amit it sounds like you have became GOD lol ! Aap to Mahan ho ;) lol
Written on 3/1/07 3:34 PM